April 2013
11 posts
ditch-able-prom-date:
inu-kiky:
expectapatronus:
waiting-for-the-tardis:
WordArt makes the best reaction images
i think “motherfucker you wanna talk corn” is my favorite phrase ever
when people say nice things about you
Watchtruthcovered-insecurity:
So are we gonna not talk about this? SHE’S LIKE A TUMBLRIAN IN THE MAKING.
March 2013
62 posts
danielshowells:
what a wonderful winter we are having this spring
you can only bring sexy back if you have the receipt
acquaint:
if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS
the-tardis-gets-wifi:
cisbloodscum:
it makes me really uncomfortable that 12am comes before 11am
let’s file this under things that I was not fully aware of until a text post happened
♡ if i surround things with hearts will people think they are marina and the diamonds lyrics ♡
fasterfood:
people are always like “why do u look so emotionless when u walk through the hallways” at school but i dont understand what they expect me to do when i walk to class like am i supposed to smile and skip around tossing flowers to everyone i walk by?? how show emotion for walk to class
thenocturnalcouchpotato:
contrary to popular belief, you do not become an expert on mental illness just because you’ve seen the perks of being a wallflower
llcruelj:
tristamateer:
please tell me which part of yourself you hate the most so I know exactly where to plant my lips every time I see you
its my butthole
sherlocksmyth:
misterpornographic:
joeydftba:
meido:
washing your boobs is the most fun part of showering by far because when they are soapy they are so slippery and soft and it is the greatest form of entertainment
whoa what
and with one single post, you’ve given every straight male and homosexual female a boner.
every homosexual female a boner
textpots:
wanna see a magic trick? abracadabra stole your girl
perrys:
have you ever taken a selfie then at first you think wow i’m hot then like a minute later you look carefully at everything on your face and you realize you’re the ugliest person to ever inhabit the planet
deanchester:
palmtree2013:
It’s been almost 2 years since friday by rebecca black can you believe it
crazieecatladyy:
how to get the d
primadonnas:
SO I GET HOME AND THERE’S THIS RANDOM KID ON MY COUCH AND HE’S LIKE ‘ALRIGHT MAN I DON’T WANNA HURT U JUST PUT UR STUFF DOWN AND GET ON THE GROUND I JUST WANT UR MONEY’ AND I FUCKIN ALMOST PUKED I WAS LIKE “OMG PLS NO I DON’T HAVE ANY MONEY I’M ONLY 15” THEN HE WAS LIKE “NAH MAN I’M JUST FUCKIN WITH U I’M UR BROTHER’S FRIEND HE’S IN THE SHOWER I’M JUST WAITIN FOR HIM”
jxntry:
blink182chainz:
it’s been the longest week ever and it’s only tuesday
seriously
Do you ever go on YouTube thinking you’ll just be on to watch a quick music video then later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to walk a mother fucking giraffe.
If I swallow magnets will I become attractive?
dearhazlovelou:
Dear Harry, Remember how cute your reaction was the first time I told you to suck my dick?
Love, Louis
dearlouisloveharry:
Dear Louis,
I made you a haiku.
Your ass is so round Damn its so nice and juicy Let me pound dat ass
Love, Harry
Reblog if you had a thing for Uncle Jesse on Full...
sexicancore:
hungry4horan:
princesshazzaprincelou:
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:
brittany-carel:
If you’ve lived your whole life without even the slightest thing for John Stamos I don’t know how to talk to you.
even if you didn’t have a thing for him you had a thing for him
what can i say Greek people are attractive. i am Greek so i am attractive, date me
